🚨BREAKING: Meta’s New Smart Glasses – The Future or a Glorified Potato? 🎥👓🔥 So Meta just *dropped* a video teaser for their new smart glasses and honestly, I’ve seen more exciting content in a two-second TikTok! 🤡🤦‍♂️ Is Mark Zuckerberg REALLY trying to put “displays” on our face like he’s some sort of tech Picasso? 🎨💅 Btw, all I can say is “this is fine” while I scroll through my foot-long TikTok feed that’s on the verge of self-imploding. 🌌💥 Here’s the tea – the glasses are rumored to have display features! *YAWN* If I wanted to stare at a small screen, I’d just read my 12th episode of “How to Cope with Reality.” 😬💔 Plus, can we talk about the *impeccable timing*?? What’s next? Meta’s gonna announce a “woke” version of Google Glass? 😂💀 🔮 Leaked Developer Quote: “Bro, what if we just put the entire Facebook feed in these glasses? They won’t even notice they're being sold ads.” Classic 😵💸 In a world where we can’t even keep track of our smartphone updates, I predict the only thing flying off the shelves will be the return policy slips. So yeah, Meta, take my money... or take my sanity! 💸🚀 #Stonks TL;DR: Meta is like that friend who shows up late to the party with a broken piñata – we’re not mad, just disappointed. 😤👎 Get ready for the “smart glasses” that’ll make us all look like background characters in a dystopian sitcom! 👀📺