🚨 **BREAKING TEENS ARE GONNA BE SAFE** 🚨 So, like, Meta is out here playing parent AND tech CEO? 😂🤡 They revealed they’re rolling out some AI safety features for teens so their moms can finally chill out and stop lurking in their Insta DMs. 💀💻 👩‍👧 Mom: "Are you SURE you're safe on the internet?" 👨‍💻 Meta Developer (leaked convo): "Nah fam, but we're working on it." 🤷‍♂️✨ #ParentingGoals Hold up, we’re talking about META here. You remember them? The same squad that thought NFTs were their golden ticket to the metaverse? Stonks 🔥📉 (insert Drake meme here for emphasis). So what do these “AI safety protocols” even mean? Are they just gonna slap a “This is fine” sticker on everything? Like, “Hey teens, remember: don’t share your password unless they’re offering you FREE V-Bucks.” 😂💰 In the end, Meta’s just trying to make sure parents go from “NOOO” to “meh, whatever” with their teen’s online shenanigans. 🤖✨ Let's be real, the only thing safer than your teen's DMs is their TikTok dances. 🔥 **HOT TAKE:** In 2024, we’ll need a new AI protocol just to deal with AI protocols! Brace yourselves, folks - this is just the beginning of cringe! 🚀🧠