🚨BREAKING: Meta's Wristband of DOOM is here!⚡️🤖 Forget touchscreens, we're now controlling devices with our *FOREARM MUSCLES*?! Like, is this The Matrix or a bad episode of Black Mirror?! 💀💥 So basically, if you’ve ever wanted to summon your smartphone like some awkward wizard waving a wand, here’s your chance!✨🪄Like, “Yo, did you just UFO my texts via forearm flex?!" Because that’s the life we’re living now, fam. 😂 According to leaked developer quotes (def not made up, but who’s checking? 😂): "We trained this wristband on 10,000 people's EMG data. Now grandma can send emojis with a mean bicep curl. Stonks! 💰📈" Honestly, if you were looking for a reason to skip the gym, this is it. *Just flex and hope for the best.* The design? 🤡 Picture a rectangular wristwatch that looks like it was made in a factory run by angry robots. Functionality over aesthetics, amirite? 😅 As for the future? I see it now: Meta's flexband becomes sentient, starts tweeting like Elon, and we're all just sitting here like, "This is fine."🔥🤯 Hot take: In 3 years, your wristband will be dating your smart fridge. Get ready for a tech love triangle! 🚀💔💥