👀😱 Buckle up, tech enthusiasts, ‘cause Meta just dropped the *FOR REAL* first step toward your future where we all look like we’re auditioning for a Cyberpunk movie! 💀💻 Introducing the Meta Ray-Ban Display AR glasses, priced at a wallet-flaying $799, starting, like, **RIGHT NOW**! 📅⚡ So, picture this: Mark Zuckerberg in a hoodie, posturing like he's the second coming of Steve Jobs, while the world’s most overpriced shades are thrust upon us like a bad Tinder date. Swipe left, fam. 🚀💔 These high-tech sunnies—dubbed ‘Orion’ (more like Orion: The Overpriced Con) —promise to let you see the world while still ignoring it. “It's like wearing a screen on your face!” said one *totally* real developer leaked to us: “This is fine.” 🔥🤡 But fr fr, who even asked for this? Do we really need AR glasses to remind us to ignore our friends at brunch while scrolling through Instagram? 🤳✨ Meanwhile, our parents are still struggling with a smartphone! 🙃🦕 💸👓 Hot take incoming: By 2025, we’ll ALL be wearing Meta glasses while sipping overpriced lattes 🔥☕—and you know what? The glasses will probably just be a mirror reflecting our regret! ✨💀 Share if you’re ready to be a meme in public! 😤💯