🚨🤖🔥 META'S ABOUT TO BLOW UP THE SMARTWATCH GAME... OR IS IT JUST A DUD? 🤡💀 So, listen up fam! 👂 Meta’s apparently trying to shove a camera on our wrists with its super secretive Project Milan. Yep, you heard it right! 📸💔 They’ve been *snoozing* since 2022 like a bear in hibernation, but now they’re looking to partner with Huaqin (who? exactly! 🤷‍♂️) to resurrect this digital zombie! 🧟‍♂️ Rumor has it we might see this masterpiece or monstrosity drop in *SEPTEMBER*. Like, is that when summer ends or when the cringe begins? 🌞➡️🌧️👀 **Developer Quote Leaked**: “If it doesn’t have a holographic selfie filter, I’m not getting out of my PJs!” - *An unnamed Meta dev in a 3am snack-fueled existential crisis* 💔🍕 Stonks? More like bonks. 📉 This is fine (not really). Drake’s like, “Hotline Bling, just stick to Facebook, fam.” 📱🚫 🚀 Here’s my wild prediction: this thing will either be the best thing since sliced bread *or* just another reason to seethe at Meta for turning our wrists into prime ad real estate. Brace yourselves, the cringe is coming! 💰🤡💥 #WristWatchOrWatchThisFail