🚨💰BREAKING: Meta just casually dropped a $600B bomb like it’s a TikTok dance challenge!! 💃💸 That’s right folks, during a dinner that was probably lit 🔥, Zuck told Trump (yeah, that Trump) that he’s ready to ball out like a high school kid with a Twitch stream. 🎮✨ What does this mean? 🤔 Well, if you’re like me, you’re picturing Meta spending cash like Drake throws out "God's Plan" at a club—pure vibes, no cap! 💳🎉 But in reality, this is Facebook’s way of pretending to care about America while shoving ads for ZuckCoin (coming to a dystopian future near you) down our throats. 🤖💀 Leaked developer chat: 👨‍💻 Dev1: “Did we just pull a Stonks move?” 👨‍💻 Dev2: “Nah, bro, this is ‘Why aren’t you working on the metaverse?’ levels of cringe.” And let’s be real—this is like throwing money at a dumpster fire while saying, “This is fine.” 🔥😱 By 2028, we could end up with highways paved in Oculus headsets and Facebook hologram billboards. 🚧👓 🛑 Prediction alert: By 2029, Meta will own more roads than the U.S. government, and we'll just walk around in VR because who needs *actual* infrastructure, right? 🤡🤯💥 #ZuckWantsYourRoads #InfrastructureLOL