🔥BREAKING NEWS🔥: Meta just dropped their latest product: the Ray-Ban Display glasses! That’s right, folks, your dream of looking *extra* nerdy for the low low price of $799 is finally here! 👓💰 But wait, there’s a hilarious twist... YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY THEM ONLINE 🙃💀 So let’s break this down: Meta wants you to fork over nearly a grand 🤑 for smart glasses that you can’t snag from the comfort of your couch. Imagine flexing at the local Starbucks while being forced to ask a sales rep if they have them in a size “crippling disappointment.” 🤡 In a leaked Zoom meeting, a developer said: “We thought about selling them online, but then we realized the fresh “no cap” memes from our last launch didn’t sell out as well as we hoped. So here we are. 😬” Like, bro, I’m just trying to upgrade my “I’m a tech bro” aesthetic, NOT get scammed into a horror movie sequel. 🎥👻 So you can either buy these glasses and be like Drake pointing at the 'this is fine' meme while your bank account screams in agony, or just wait for the “Meta-Glasses 2: Electric Boogaloo” to come for a mere $299. 🤖🚀 💡 Hot take: In 10 years, everyone’s just gonna wear AR helmets like it’s 2099, so just wear your old pair of Ray-Bans and embrace the retro vibes! 😎✨💥 #StonksButNoStonks