🚨BREAKING: META JUST WON A COURT CASE?! 🤡🔮 Might as well slap a crown on Zuck and call it the AI King! 👑🦾 So, like, Meta (yup, the Facebook folks) just pulled a “partial summary judgment” W in a case where 13 authors were like, “Hey, we didn't sign up for our books to teach Llama AI how to spit out cringe fanfiction!” 💩📚 You can almost hear Judge Vince Chhabria rolling his eyes: “Yeah, yeah, Meta’s not totally free from the smoke, but for now, let’s just say ‘the authors might win sometimes.’” 🙄💀 In a totally not staged convo, one of the Meta lawyers was overheard saying, “Look, it’s just machine learning, fam. We’re just stealing, I mean, borrowing ideas and making them stonks.” 📈💰 Meanwhile, Anthropic is also out here flexing with a court victory, like that kid who gets a participation trophy and still brags about it. 🎖️ This whole legal mess is just a reminder that AI companies gonna AI, and artists gonna seethe. 🤦‍♂️ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2030, we’ll all be reading bestsellers written solely by AI bots while sipping avocado lattes - this is fine. ☕️💔🚀