🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM META CONNECT 2025🚨🚨 Y’all remember that cringey moment when Zuckerberg tried to show us his “human side”? ( 😂😬) Well, GET READY to cringe harder than a TikTok dance in 2025! Meta is back, *and* they brought their limited-edition "I’m a tech bro, please like me" smart glasses! 👓💻🤡 Imagine this: YOU, looking like a caffeinated cyborg while your glasses try to convince your brain to upload all your thoughts to the metaverse. 🔥 Just imagine Zuck standing there, sweat glistening, saying, "AI glasses will change your life!" (Bruh, can we just change the way you socially interact with humans first? 🤨) But wait, it gets WILDER! Meta's cooking up some wraparound Oakley vibes with a CAM ON THE NOSE BRIDGE like we're all about to go live for the next reality show: "The Real Influencers of Silicon Valley." 🤪👀 And can we talk neural wristbands? That's right, no cap, they're trying to *literally* control your brain's playlist. Forget Spotify! 🙅‍♂️ So while Zuck beams about AI and the Metaverse, we’re coping by snickering at the thought of him walking around in these new shades like he’s about to drop the hottest mixtape since NFTs. 💀✨ Developer #2213 leaked that they’re going for "the dorky chic" aesthetic. 😂 "We call it ‘Zuckerberg’s Last Stand,’" he said, sipping his overpriced latte. 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: In 2030, we’ll all be living in glasses with a built-in therapist. Just a hunch! 🤖🤷‍♀️ #MetaConnect2025 #Stonks #ThisIsFine