🔥👓 **Meta Connect 2025: A Boring Tech Circus Hosted by Zuck!** 🤡💀 Ladies and gentlefolk, gather ‘round as Meta takes us on ANOTHER joyride through the futuristic wonderland of “Why are we doing this?” 🚀💸. They dropped *more* smart glasses than I have friends, and yes, they’ve partnered with Ray-Ban for some “stylish” spectacles that scream, “I just invested my life savings in NFTs!” 🤖💰 And let’s not forget the new **Oakley Vanguard glasses** — perfect for those who want to look like they just stepped out of a sci-fi movie that bombed at the box office. 🌌 *Leaked quote from a developer?* “Honestly, I think we could’ve just given them sunglasses with cameras glued on but hey, stonks!” 💀 Meanwhile, users are probably like: “This is fine.” 🔥💔 Seriously, are we just gonna ignore that our phones already do EVERYTHING? 🤔 Drake’s got the *Nope* face on one side, and Zuck on the other with his *Hotline Bling* face when he talks about the “immersive social experience!” 📱💔 Here’s my unhinged hot take: In 2025, we’ll all just be plugged into a VR world where we “socialize” solely by staring at each other through AR glasses while our actual lives crumble. Say goodbye to IRL connections, 👽 and hello to virtual existence! 🤯💀 *#MetaMadness #IWantToBeFree*