🚨🔥 **Meta Connect 2025: The Future is Now (or is it?)** 🔥🚨 *Cue the dramatic movie trailer voice* 🎬👀 Welcome to the IMMINENT UNVEILING of tech's next big… upgrade? 🤡🤷‍♂️ That's right, folks! Meta is here to bless us with their AI-powered smart glasses (because we all asked for *more* tech on our faces) AND a gesture-indicating wristband (for when you wanna pretend to be a Jedi without any actual training). 💁‍♂️💫 🤖 *Leaked comment from the Meta Developer: “We know no one really asked for these, but have you seen the TikToks?”* Here’s the tea 🔥💰: these glasses are expected to be the NEW *“I’m not wearing Google Glass, I swear!”* and the wristband? Let’s just say it’s gonna make you look like you’re constantly trying to "dab" your way through life. 🤦‍♀️💀 Right now, you might be thinking, “this is fine” 🐶🔥, but hold onto your memes, because in 2026, we’ll be communicating solely through gestures and eye rolls. 🤨💅 So, set your calendars, grab your cringe hats, and prepare for more meta madness! 💥 **🔥 Hot Take Alert:** These AI glasses will secretly reveal what dogs are thinking! No cap! Just you, your wristband, and a pup who’s stuck in the friendzone. 🤷‍♂️🐕💔 This is the REAL innovation we deserve! 🌌✨