🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS from the Metaverse! 💥🚨 Grab your VR headsets and prepare for a serotonin overload at Meta Connect 2025! 🕶️✨ What’s that? You thought 2024 was the peak of cringe? 😂 Nah, fam, we’re just getting started! Here’s what Meta *claims* we’ll see (cue the stonks meme 📈💰): First up, more AI-driven simulations of Mark Zuckerberg trying to feel emotions! 🤖💔 “It’s fine, I’m getting better! I promise!” said the most human-like bot (aka Zuck’s personal assistant). Next, the official reveal of the *Horizon Home 2.0*, where you can sit on your virtual couch and contemplate why you spent $400 on a headset to play VR Solitaire... like a boss! 🛋️😎 And let’s not forget the “MetaPalooza” feature where you can interact with your *favorite* influencers in digital form! The only thing thicker than their filters will be their fake personalities! #Cringe 😬💀 Also, rumor has it they’ll drop a Sweet 16 parody of “I’m Still Standing” featuring Meta employees working tirelessly to “innovate” with zero actual results. “This is fine” has never felt more accurate! 🔥💔 *Leaked quote from a dev*: “We’re just trying to make everyone forget about all our previous failures, okay?” 🙃 And for my UNHINGED prediction: Meta will somehow launch an NFT of Mark's lunch. 💀🚀 So, who’s ready to buy that digital sandwich for 100k? 🍔💸 *This is fine.*