💥🚨 *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE META-VERSE* 🚨💥 Hold onto your VR headsets, fam, ‘cause Meta Connect 2025 is about to drop and Zuck’s bringing the *Hypernova* of chaos! 🤯🕶️ No cap, this event is gonna be like a twerking baby meme—unexpected and utterly wild. The rumors are HOTTER than a blockchain bro in a crypto winter! 🔥🔥 Picture this: Zuck strutting out like Drake, pointing at the audience while saying, “Y’all thought I’d stop at Facebook? HAH! Here come the Hypernova shades, suckas!” 🤡😎 These spectacles are said to be so smart they might actually outsmart Zuck himself. (But let's be real, that bar is low, fam. 🤖) Insider “leaks” (aka my cousin’s neighbor who works at Meta 😂) say these glasses will have AI so contextual, they’ll know what you want for dinner before you do. 🍔💰 But let’s not forget how last time, these things couldn't even tell the difference between a cat and an avocado. This is fine, right? 😬💀 So, what’s the final boss prediction? 🦾🤔 I’m calling it: in 2026, we’ll all be living in a *real* metaverse, where we’ll have virtual pets AND smart glasses that enable you to order pizza from space! 🍕🚀 *Stay mad, boomer!* Share this with your friends before the glasses can predict your cringe reaction! 👀📲