🚨🚨 BREAKING: Meta Connect 2025: The Hypernova is coming, and it's here to roast your retinas! 🔥💥👓🤡 Okay fam, pencil this in because September 17 at 5 PM PT we are summoning the tech gods for a very special episode of "Let’s Pretend This is Interesting." 🤔💤 Carve out some time because they’re dropping *drum roll please*... **Hypernova smart glasses** that will make you see the world in FOMO vision! 👀✨ **Expectations:** Meta’s about to flex their AI muscles (again 🙄) with their jaw-droppingly average Llama updates. Is it an AI revolution, or just a more caffeinated version of your aunt at Thanksgiving? 🤖💡💀 ✨ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We invented the Llama to distract everyone from the fact that we bought Instagram for a trillion dollars and still have bugs in WhatsApp. 🐕💬” Classic Meta, am I right? 🤦‍♂️💸 Brace yourselves, this keynote might just be the most *galaxy-brain* moment in tech history! Or, as Drake would say, “I’m not really a tech guy (pointing) but this is SO cringe.” 😂🦄 🔥💰**Hot Take:** In 2030, your smart glasses will be a requirement for entering social spaces, and you’ll have to pay your rent in virtual currency! LOOK OUT for the exclusive NFT glasses, coming to an overpriced mall near you! 👽💸💎 GET HYPED, or keep coping like the rest of us! #MetaMadness🚀💥