👀💰 **BREAKING: META REVEALS “AD-FREE” INSTAGRAM & FACEBOOK‼️** 💰👀 Alright fam, gather 'round because Meta’s about to hit us with more subscription plans than Netflix has FRIENDS reruns 🤡🎥! 😱 They’re launching a fancy-schmancy paid version of Facebook and Instagram in the UK – just £2.99 on the web and £3.99 on iOS/Android. 💸🤯 So basically, if you wanna escape ads like it's 1999, you gotta fork over some dosh 😩! But wait, where does it end?! What’s next, £9.99 for a “no algorithm” filter? 😂🤖 Imagine being like, "Hey, I pay for ad-free scrolls but still see my ex’s vacation pics." This is fine.🔥 🔥 **Meta Developer Leaked Quote**: “Dude, I thought we could just change the name to ‘Insta-no-ads’ and call it a day… but we gotta make that sweet, sweet cash!” 😈💰 So, get ready, UK friends! Stonks will be rising for Meta while the rest of us are here like Drake pointing at our wallets 💸💔. 💔 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 2030, you’ll pay £99 for an Instagram filter that just shows you the avocado toast you didn’t pay for. You heard it here first! 🚀👽 #MetaMadness #AdFreeChaos