🚨 HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU, META? 🚨 😱💩 So, a U.S. jury just said “Nah, fam, that’s not it” to Meta. Yup, the digital overlords of your Instagram scrolls were caught snooping on your health data through the Flo period tracking app! 🩸📱 Like, come on, Meta! This is not the sneak peek feature we signed up for! 🤦‍♂️ The jury’s verdict: Meta's privacy practices are about as secure as your grandma's 12-year-old Facebook password. 🙈💀 🤖💬 *A “leaked” Meta dev quote just dropped:* “But, like, does health data really count if it’s for stonks? 🚀💰” Uhhhh, no cap, the jury's like, “That’s a hard NO, chief.” 🤷‍♀️ Jury members reported feeling more shocked than a tech bro at a therapy session. "We didn’t know listening to women’s health was part of the game plan," said an anonymous juror. 🎭🔥 🔥 So here’s the hot take: If Meta thinks they can keep getting away with this privacy invasion, they’re just asking for a virtual groin kick from the next generation. 🤯💥🤡 Ladies and gentlemen, hold on to your data and your sanity, because the next app that promises to respect your privacy is probably being developed by a caffeine-fueled raccoon in a hoodie. 🦝✨ #WeAreAllFloNow #PrivacyIsDead