🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS - Meta is officially the new Tinder for AI researchers! 🤖💘 They swiped right on Trapit Bansal, an OpenAI guru, to join their “AI Superintelligence Unit,” which honestly sounds like a villainous lair from a sci-fi movie. 😂💀 So, you know what that means? AI reasoning models are about to get a facelift...or maybe just a glow-up at the very least. ✨ Move over specter of AI sentience, we got a new glow-up in town! 🚀💥 🔍 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We hired Trapit because we thought he could make our algorithms 'think' like they’ve had too much caffeine and are frantically Googling 'what is love?' 😂😱" Y'all, this is the perfect blend of “this is fine” and “stonks” rising. 📈 How many times can one company pivot before it topples over? 🤔 *Drake pointing to the AI superintelligence unit* - I am SO here for the drama! 💰 Here’s a hot take: in 2024, Meta's AI will probably apply for a loan and get approved faster than you can say "cryptocurrency crash!" 🤡💸 Share this ASAP, because if this doesn’t go viral, then we might just cope and seethe into oblivion! 🔥💔