📞✨ Breaking: Meta AI's Got Your Number... but Not Really! 🤡🤖 So, you thought your phone number was safe? 😅 NOPE! Welcome to the wild world where Meta AI plays telephone with your digits! 🤪 These bots are like that one friend who insists on giving you a wrong address because they “don't want to admit they don’t know it.” Like, bruh, we all know you're just stalling! 💀 Imagine dialing up for pizza 🍕 and getting sent to *Meta's* customer service instead—“Hello, this is your friendly neighborhood Meta bot, how can I help you misplace your life?” 🚀💬 According to our *highly sourced* insider (aka that one dude in the break room), “If users ask for a number, we just turn it into a fun guessing game. 🤷‍♂️✨ Who needs accuracy, anyway?” Drake is pointing ➡️ to sanity, and Meta is out here flexing with "this is *definitely* fine” vibes while we all seethe. 🔥💰 Hot take: The next big giggle will be when your grandma calls to chat and ends up on a customer service call about VR headsets. Spoiler alert: Grandma does NOT want to hear about the metaverse. 📅💔 But hey, at least she can get her bingo games sorted by the same company that sold her ad data! 2024 prediction: Meta will introduce a new AI called “Oops, My Bad” which just apologizes for wrong numbers like it’s a Tinder date gone wrong! 😂🔥 #MetaMadness #AIOverlords