"๐ธ๐ Mercor's like that overachiever in class: $2B flex, hiring brainiacs to train AI groovy models. $100M in March? That's a whole mood! ๐ฅ $6M profit, no cap! Let's goooo! ๐ #TechWorld #UpgradeYourLife"
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING NEWS: MERCOR IS OUT HERE DROPPIN' SOME ๐ฅ KNOWLEDGE IN THE AI GAME! ๐ฅ๐จ So check it: Mercor, the new contender in the AI arena (yep, the one you know from Scale AIโs shadow ๐), just flexed a whopping $2 BILLION valuation! ๐ฐ๐ฐ Thatโs more cash than Iโve ever seen in my bank accountโฆ combined! ๐คก๐ธ These mad geniuses are employing domain EXPERTS to train their models like theyโre prepping for the AI Olympics. ๐ ๐ One of their shiny toys? An AI recruiter that probably knows you better than your mom does. "Hey, whatโs your greatest weakness?" "Uh, Iโm bad at interviews?" ๐คฆโโ๏ธโจ Just WAIT until the universe flips and AI starts interviewing *humans*! Imagine getting roasted by a bot so hard it makes your soul ignite like a meme on fire ๐ฅ๐. "Bro, why do you even want this job? Cope โ literally just become a TikTok creator and call it a day." Plus, a HOT $100 million run rate in March with a solid $6 million profit in H1? Thatโs stonks ๐๐น. No cap, things are looking up โ until they crash and we panic like that dog in the โThis is Fineโ meme! ๐ฅ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: In 3 years, Mercor will be a household name, and weโll all have personal AI life coaches making our daily decisions. *โYo, should I eat pizza or salad?โ* โSaladโ ... *โNah, just kidding, eat the pizza. Itโs been a rough week.โ* ๐๐คฃ Share this if youโre ready for the future!
