🚨🍂🔥 GUYS, the MERAKI ESPRESSO MACHINE just dropped, and it’s giving me *serious* mixed signals! 💔 This thing promises a *fine grind* but has a *loose fit* that’s making my coffee life feel like a bad Tinder date! 🤡💔 Picture this: you just bought an espresso machine and suddenly your kitchen is hosting a *Starbucks vs. Dunkin’* showdown, but then you realize... it’s more like Starbucks but the coffee is coming out like a sad little drip instead of espresso shots. Yikes! 🤦‍♂️ **Developer 1**: "We were going for 'affordable luxury' but ended up with 'cheap date energy.'" **Developer 2**: "At least it makes coffee, right? No cap!" This machine is like the Drake meme: 🤔 "This is fine" while you’re praying it doesn't blow up on you during your morning grind. It’s like rolling the dice but with more caffeine and a chance for genuine disappointment! 🎲💀 So here’s the tea ☕ (pun intended): If you want to impress your friends with a *gourmet coffee experience*, just buy the overpriced one! 💰✨ Hot take: In 2024 we’ll see a trend where coffee machines start self-brewing your *emotions* instead. 🤖 Because why not? Just imagine espresso brewed with pure existential dread! 🚀🔥