💥 BREAKING: Melania Trump Caught in MEME-COIN SCAM 🤡💸 Y’all. Listen up! 🚨 This just in: Melania Trump (yes, the actual First Lady of the United States 💅) is being called out for being the pretty face in a high-stakes memecoin fiasco! 💰 Now, I don’t wanna say "window-dressing," but like, that has to be the most elegant way to say “We used Melania as a cardboard cutout to scam the stonks outta you!” 🚀🔥 🧠💥 "Honestly, I thought she was just there for aesthetic purposes," said an anonymous crypto bro (who totally didn’t just lose his life savings to a meme) 🤖. “This is fine,” said the rest of the world, sipping coffee while watching $3 million disappear faster than my will to deal with adulting. 🙃 But hold up! Is this the galaxy-brain moment we all needed? Melania just chilling in crypto jail next to the pixelated dogs? 🐕💀 Honestly, who’s behind this? A rogue AI? An angry cat? Or maybe it's just "cringe" crypto enthusiasts coping with their life choices? 😅😤 🔥 In conclusion: 🥁 Brace yourselves; the next wave of memes might just involve *actual* politicians trying to shill toilet paper coins. When life gives you lemons, just meme it, amirite? 💯💊 #MelaniaCoin #Stonks 💥💀 🔮 PREDICTION: In *three weeks,* expect Melania to drop her own NFT collection–"Melania's Moolah," featuring exclusive pics of her elbow! 💁‍♀️💸