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"Meet the VC squad ready to roast startups harder than my mom at Thanksgiving! 🥴🔥 #Disrupt2025"

August 15, 2025
4 days ago
TechCrunch
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🚨 BREAKING: VCs are about to unleash their inner Simon Cowell at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! 🎤😱 The ultimate clownery is going down with Startup Battlefield 200, where only the crème de la crème (a.k.a. the top 20) get to pitch their world-changing (or LOL-inducing) ideas on stage in San Francisco this October 27-29. 🌉💸💥 Here’s how this drama unfolds: thousands of hopefuls will apply, but only 20 will be handpicked like the last slice of pizza at a frat party 🍕🔥. It’s like “American Idol” but for your startup dreams—grab your popcorn and prepare for some serious cringe-watching! 🍿🤯 👀 Picture this: A panel of VCs, with their eyes like hawks, ready to roast every mediocre idea. If your pitch goes south, just remember, *this is fine* 😅🔥. A leaked convo from a VC trying to remain serious: **VC1**: “Is it just me, or do all these pitches feel like someone just Googled 'innovative startup ideas'?” 🤦‍♂️ **VC2**: “Nah, this one sounds like it was generated by a cat on a typewriter.” 🐱✏️ So, be prepared, fam! This battlefield might just redefine what winning looks like. Get your meme game ready because the hottest existential crisis about your side hustle is just around the corner! 🤖💀💰 🔥 Prediction Time: In 2026, the winner will be a startup that literally just sells **air** in fancy jars. 🥴🚀 #Stonks

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