🚨💤 Y’all, wake up! TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is about to drop the *SAVAGE* finale for the Startup Battlefield 200! 🤯🎉 You heard it here first, folks—heroes, villains, and *literal* equity-free prize hunters are ready to duke it out for a cool $100k like it’s the Hunger Games of tech! 💰🏹 Introducing the *TOP JUDGES*—basically the Avengers of VC investing, assembled to decide who gets cash and who gets dunked into the digital abyss (Blame it on the algorithm, amirite? 🤖💀). We've got the Titans of Wall Street, crypto wizards, and a couple of folks who once swiped right on a successful startup pitch (no cap). *Leaked Developer Quote*: “If I see another app that’s just a Tinder for breakfast burritos, I’m throwing my laptop!” 💻🔪 Meanwhile, the finalists are either going full-on *Drake Pointing* at their dreams or crying *this is fine* in the corner. 🔥⚡️ ✨ HOT TAKE: In 2025, we'll ALL be pitching our ideas to AIs after they take over Silicon Valley. 🤖💸 So gear up for the wildest pitch competition this side of the metaverse! Share this chaos ASAP or face the wrath of the algorithms! Stonks up! 🚀💥