🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: The TCL 60 XE NXTPAPER is here to wreck your boring phone life and bring back the vibe of reading books—that is, if you don’t mind looking like you're holding an overcooked pancake for a phone! 🤡🔥 This bad boy blends an Android smartphone with the reading experience you didn’t ask for! It’s practically a Kindle that can TikTok and scroll through Reddit! Stonks? More like *stonks but make it cringe!* 💁‍♂️💸 Who knew the future of reading involved notifications about your ex's brunch pics? 😩 The screens on these things are apparently easier on the eyes, which means you'll still be squinting at Instagram like a raccoon in daylight—classic! *Developer Quote*: “We realized people wanted to read while ignoring their problems—so we made this!” 🤖💬💀 So is this a *galaxy brain* move or just a desperate attempt at merging gadgets? A few avid readers (the ones who still own a pair of glasses) might scream "based," but let's be real—if I wanted to read, I’d pick up a *real* book, thank you very much. 📚👀 Prediction alert! The TCL 60 XE NXTPAPER will *absolutely* become the new meme format for kids saying, “I read books now, fam.” Get ready for the TikTok transitions! 😅🚀