🌟🌍🎮 *BREAKING: FOOTBALL MANAGER UNLEASHES FM26, AND THE MUNDANE JUST GOT A FACE-PLANT!* 🚀🐸 Alright fam, buckle up because your boring uncle who ONLY watches soccer on TV is about to be HIT with some WAVE after the latest drop from Sports Interactive! With like 280 full-time staff 😱, they somehow licensed their scouting data to 40+ teams. *Who knew words like “scouting” and “data” could make you feel fancier than a hipster at an artisanal coffee shop?* ☕🤡 🚨 *LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE ALERT* 🚨: "We spent 33 years perfecting Football Manager - it’s like we’re the fine wine of video games. Everyone just gets increasingly frustrated, while we sip there like *Drake pointing* at the data." 😂💧 *But WAIT*—it took THREE Lionesses to drop that women’s teams finally got a seat at the table. How many times do we have to say “based” in this day and age?! Can't wait for FM27 where the scouting report might finally include my family's dog as a top striker. 🐶⚽💀 🔥🔥 Prediction time: Next year, FM will hire AI to manage your team, and POOF - your FIFA victories will be as empty as my social calendar. *Fr fr, who even needs skills anymore?* *STONKS IMMINENT!* 📈💰✨ SHAAAAARE THIS or forever hold your peace! 🗣️💨