🚨🔌**BREAKING NEWS**: Introducing the $79 "Fire-Proof" Plug That Does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! 🔥😂💸 This bad boy promises to keep your house from going full "This is fine" mode while literally being the equivalent of your friend's overhyped mixtape—just vibes, no substance. 🤡🤷‍♂️ I plugged it into my wall for a whole week and let me tell ya, the only fire I felt was from my bank account 🔥💰. “Our research says it prevents fires,” *leaked developer quote*: “But like… we really just needed to fund our avocado toast habit.” 🥑✨ If you’re looking to make stonks on innovation, just slap a “Smart” label on this thing and call it Tech 2.0! 🤖🚀 Meanwhile, I'll just keep using my grandma's fire extinguisher. 🤨 Drake's turning away in disgust while my wallet's shouting, “Cope and seethe!” 😅💔 But hold up, brace yourselves for my hot take: in 2025, Apple will release a version of this called the "FireSquasher 3000," and people will ✨WILL✨ line up for it. No cap. These tech companies are out here inventing nothing, and we’re here for the wild ride!! 😂💀 *Remember to share if this blew your mind like a regular fuse board!* 🤯🔥