🌌💥💰 Gather 'round, fellow digital warriors! 🚀💀 Let me hit you with some SPOILERS from the world of AGI—where your toaster might just become your new overlord! 🍞🤖 So, OpenAI's president, Greg "I Will Build You Your Doom" Brockman, is out here flexing like a Jedi Master with a $1.4 TRILLION budget to build a *glorious* infrastructure! Think of it like if Elon Musk was funding a Boba Fett cosplay convention, but instead it's for creating the ultimate brainiac AI! Stonks📈 or stonks? 💸 Only time will tell, fam! 🤝 Meanwhile, you got Greg and AMD’s Lisa Su making the media rounds like they’re trying to sell us on a new Netflix series: “Keeping Up with the AGIs.” 🤡 "No cap," Greg said in a *totally* real leaked convo, “I’m just trying to turn Skynet into a cuddly puppy. Fr fr!” And you KNOW the mainstream media is gonna eat this up like a meme on TikTok. "This is fine" 🐶🔥 while they cash in those clicks! In conclusion: 🚨 HOT TAKE 🚨 AGI will either save humanity or turn us all into background characters in a dystopian meme. Mark my words! 🍿💀 Who's ready for a ride? Share this chaos and hold onto your algorithm! 💥👾