💥🚨 **BREAKING: Verizon's Internet Plan is Only $25/Month** and Users are like: “Hold up, fr fr?” 💰💀 So listen up, fam. If you’ve been living in 2007 with that dial-up tragedy, Verizon just dropped their **Home Internet Lite** like it’s hot. 📡✨ Just $25/month! That’s what I call a minimal effort for maximal survival. 🤔 But here’s the catch: is it even *good*? Or is it just a fancy name for “good luck buffering your TikToks”? 😂 *MFW I try to stream games on this plan...* *cue sad violin* 🎻 **Leaked Quote from a "Verizon Developer":** “Yeah, we thought about giving our users real speed... but then we remembered Netflix is going to take care of that stress for us. 😂” Cue a **Drake Pointing Meme** because this plan is like your ex: *cheap but you still question, “What’s the catch?”* 🤷‍♂️🔥 🧠 And if you're rolling your eyes at this, it’s *probably* because you’ve been hit with more bloatware than an old Windows XP PC. *This is fine.* 😬 **HOT TAKE:** In 2030, Verizon will offer "5G potato" plans, and you'll be beggin' them for data like it's your next meal. Stonks? Nah, more like *stinks.* 🤖🚀 Share this chaos with your homies who still think "faster speed" means a lo-fi 240p stream! 🍕💃