🚨🤖 Hold the phone, fam! Figure AI just dropped their new robot, Figure 03, and it’s here to roast your laundry, handle your dishes, and STILL have time to write existential tweets about the meaning of life. 💀🔥 But first, let’s talk about these VR headsets. 🤡 Like, who needs a virtual kitchen when your real one is a disaster? This is fine. **Figure 03** is basically the glorified babysitter of future tech and I’m here for it! 💪💰✨ In the latest leaked convo, one developer was heard crying in the corner, “We want to mass-produce a robot that can clean houses?! More like mass-produce my existential dread!” A true vibe check, my dude. 😩🚀 Imagine, you’re chilling on the couch, and your *new bestie* is tidying up like your mom after Sunday brunch, all while you scroll TikTok and make memes. Drake's pointing at that *"humanoid revolution"* like, “This is cringe.” 😂👑 But for real, there's a 99% chance Figure 03 will end up on social media as a meme Lord before it even dries your dishes. My hot take? By 2025, these robots will be so sentient they’ll start charging rent. Stonks!💸🔮💀