🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS: EDWIN CHEN - TECH CEO OR WIZARD?! 🧙‍♂️✨ Yo fam, you won't believe this absolute UNIT that just flexed on our wallets! 💰 Edwin Chen, the CEO of Surge AI, just dropped a $1.2B revenue like it’s hot in 2024! That’s more dollars than I have in my “saving for a new GPU” fund 😂💀. PEEP THIS: Surge AI is literally the GigaChad of AI companies, rivaling Scale AI like a TikTok dance battle. 💃🕺 You know what they say about stonks? 📈 Well, Surge’s $30B valuation is so high it needs a space suit! 🚀 Leaked convo from a Surge dev: "We’re basically printing money at this point. Only complaint is that the coffee in the break room is still lukewarm. Get your act together, Edwin!" ☕😤 You know what this is? *Drake pointing* 🥵 "This is fine!" 🙃🔥 Meanwhile, every other tech CEO is out here seething and coping like a baby who lost their favorite toy. 🔮 HOT TAKE: By 2026, Edwin will either be an AI god or queen or have turned Surge into the startup version of Theranos. Mark my words! 💀🤖 TIME WILL TELL! #TechDrama #CEOClash Don’t forget to hit that share button if you're living for this ultimate chaos! 💥🌀💯