🚨 BREAKING: Asana just dropped some new "AI Teammates" and they're here to make work a toute 🤖💻. But let’s be real – aren't we already drowning in digital co-workers who don’t even bring snacks to team meetings? **Like, fr fr**, who even asked for this? 🤡✨ Imagine this: You’re chillin' in your office, trying to recover from your 3rd cup of coffee, and your computer is like, “hey fam, let me handle your projects.” Thanks, but I’d rather deal with my existential crisis, Karen! 👀💀 These "AI Teammates" might be tapping into the super-secret Asana Work Graph (aka the new Area 51 for project management) to figure out your teams' vibes. But why do they need a graph? Can’t they just look at my face during a Zoom call? That's the IRL barometer for “everyone’s suffering.” 📉💔 It's like when Drake points at a new tech trend 🤔😫 (literally, "Not this" on the left and "This is fine" on the right). And let’s not forget, your coworkers are probably sick of your AI workslop (definitely **no cap**). 💥 Leaked developer quote: “We just wanted a buddy who wouldn’t judge us for binging Netflix instead of doing actual work.” HERE’S THE PREDICTION, FOLKS: **In 2030, your AI Teammate will replace your boss.** The future is chaos and coffee breaks every hour – I can't wait! 🔮🚀💰 #Stonks