🔥 🚀 *BREAKING: CEOS ARE GAMIFYING YOUR BRAIN!* 🎉🤖 Okay, fam, gather 'round because I'm about to drop some *next-level* tea on Anton Pavlovsky, the big brain behind Headway Inc. 💰💀 With 160 MILLION users (yes, you read that right) 🚀, he's basically the *Thanos of Education Apps* – “I am inevitable” vibes but for reading, fam. 🧠📚 So Anton's like, “Books are important to me, but not everyone is vibing with the page-flipping.” 😱 Like, bro, is this a tech CEO or a therapist trying to justify my Netflix obsession? No cap, I seethe every time I see a “Do You Even Read?” meme! 😤 And here’s where the roast gets extra crispy: “We're making education fun! 🤡” HAH! Sure, buddy, just like that time I thought Fortnite was a healthy social outlet. *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Anton said he wants to get kids hooked on learning like they are on TikTok. 🕺 So, we’re making flashcards with dance moves. #SwipeRightOnKnowledge* 💃🤡 But in all seriousness, if educational apps don’t start featuring cat memes, I WANT MY MONEY BACK. 🐈💸 🔥 Hot take: In 2025, Anton will announce a collab with Elon Musk to launch ‘Edutainment Mars’ where you learn math while terraforming alien planets. #Stonks 🪐📈 Don't sleep on this one, fam. Share it like your GPA depends on it! 📲✨ #MemeYourEducation