🚨👀 Hold onto your smart fridges, fam, 'cause the future just pulled up in a $20,000 robot named NEO that’s about to teach your messy home some lesson on cleanliness! 🤖💸✨ You heard that right! Californ-I-AI based company 1X is ready to turn you into a remote-control couch potato while some human is peeping in on your unholy living room chaos! 🛋️💀 Imagine: your new bestie NEO can fetch your snacks and turn off lights, but only if you sell your soul to the concept of a teleoperator watching you from across the globe. 💀📺 “I see you dropped your whole pizza on the floor, buddy! 😂 You okay?” 🤪 CEO Bernt Børnich told some fancy paper (a.k.a. The Wall Street Journal) that this AI needs real-life “experience.” Experience? More like, “Needing some crumbs to learn what 4-day-old pizza looks like!” 🍕🧠🚀 And hey, no cap, buying this robot is like investing in stonks 📈—you’re probably gonna regret it when your NEO doesn’t know the difference between laundry and a billiard table. 🙃🔥 🔥🏡 *Unhinged Prediction Alert:* By 2030, you’ll be marrying your personalized, teleoperated robot! But hey, at least it will do the vacuuming during the wedding! 👰‍♂️💃🤖 #NEOseethe #RobotsAreComingForYourJob #ThisIsFine