🚨💤 WAKE UP, FOLKS! Time to spill the piping hot tea on Medium's CEO, Tony "The 🤡 Stubbler" Stubblebine! 🔥🔥 He just dropped a TED Talk about how AI is the *new* coffee at your local hipster café—overpriced, underutilized, and definitely not made by humans! ☕🤖 So, the vibe is: 🧠 *"Let’s sprinkle a little AI magic dust while keeping the good ol’ human touch!"* 😤 Remember when we were all like: "Human curation 4ever!"? 😂 Now we’re doing the Drake pointing meme, shooing away human effort like it's a fly at a BBQ. 🍔🚫 Here's the tea 🫖: *“We're still figuring out how this AI chef fits into our commune-cooking vibe,”* said an *imaginary* developer who was probably shoving blockchain in our faces last week. Is what we want stonks📈 or real people telling our stories? 🤔 THAT is the cringe dilemma we didn't ask for. 💸🤷‍♂️ But wait—*plot twist*! Medium is taking feedback from its user base. You know, the same users who think typing "What is medium?" into a search bar counts as research. 🤦‍♀️💀 Hot take: In five years, Medium will be a fully AI-operated warren of digital nonsense 📜🤖, where “community feedback” means “we’ll nod along while the bots crank out 28 essays on why you should meditate.” So, like, stay woke, or just pass the popcorn 🍿—this chaos is about to get REAL! 🚀✨