📣🔥BREAKING: Medallion just leveled up like a freakin' boss in the game of healthcare paperwork! 🚀💰 Just dropped a whopping $43 MILLION to turn slow-mo back-office processes into a speedrun! 🏃‍♂️💨 If healthcare admin was a TikTok dance, we'd all be doing the "Medallion Shuffle" right now! 🤡 💡So what’s their secret sauce? 🤖 AI magic that says "BYE FELICIA" to those cringe-tastic manual tasks! 😵‍💫💩 The investors behind this are flexing HARD—Acrew Capital, Sequoia Capital, and others—like they just found the secret to the ultimate stonks! 📈💥 🗣️“LOL, it’s like we’re turning a snail into a cheetah but with paperwork!” said one unnamed developer who totally exists. (And is absolutely not a figment of our imagination.) 🤪 While the big dogs are vibing on this cashgrab, we're just here sipping our tea like, "Is this REALLY the future?" 🤔☕️ I mean, can tech PLEASE stop trying to make healthcare as exciting as watching paint dry? 😬 💥🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME:** In TWO YEARS, Medallion will either be the next TikTok for doctors OR a meme where doctors are just like "this is fine" while drowning in a sea of paperwork! 🤯💀💯 #MedallionMeme #HealthcareChaos #BackOfficeBae