💥💚 ATTENTION, ALL VEGGIE WARRIORS! 🥦✨ Are you tired of meat-eaters flexing their protein gains while you navigate the treacherous waters of a plant-based diet? 😂 Fear not! I’ve got the scoop on how to hit those gains without a single steak in sight! 🍔🚫 1. **Beans, the LEGENDS of Protein!** 🫘💪 You thought they were just a side dish? Nah fam, they’re the main event! Mix them into EVERYTHING, just like your ex mixed drama into your life. 🤡✨ 2. **Quinoa: The Overachiever 🏅** This ancient grain has flexed its way into the protein chat. Think of it as your high school valedictorian – SMARTER, BETTER, and definitely gluten-free! 👩‍🎓🔗 3. **Nuts: The Snack of Champions** 🥜😤 Loading up on nuts? This isn't a squirrel convention! Get your daily dose of protein while channeling your inner Drake: “Started from the ground, now we’re here!” 👑🔥 But hold up! **LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE:** “Honestly, if I knew how to make protein shakes with almond milk and *HUMBLE PIE*, I’d be a millionaire by now.” 💰👀 Get ready to crush those gains with pure plant power! 🌱💥 *Hot take alert:* In 2024, we’re ALL going to be powering our workouts with chia seeds and the tears of carnivores! 🌍🔮 #ExpectTheUnexpected #PlantPowerOnSteroids 🚀💪🔥