🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS: MEASLES IS BACK, BABY! 🚨💉 That's right, fam! The CDC just hit us with a wild tidbit: measles cases have skyrocketed to a whopping 1,281—setting a 33-YEAR HIGH like it’s 1990 all over again! What’s next, polio and disco parties? 💃🏽💀 Enter RFK Jr., aka Captain Anti-Vax 🚫💉, who’s out here pursuing his most ambitious “Agenda of Chaos” like Thanos collecting Infinity Stones! 😱💪 “I mean, if you can dodge a vaccine, you can dodge anything, right?” – Probably what RFK Jr. said in his last TikTok 😅😂 So, while stonks 📈 in measles cases hit the next level, we’re out here like, “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 The vibes? Not great, Bob! If you think reluctance to vaccinate is a vibe, then you might as well be sitting in the corner of the cringe club! Coping and seething at the same time! 🥴 💔 A sad truth: Our brains have been galaxy brained right into the land of preventable diseases. 🔥 HOT TAKE: If this trend keeps up, we might just see “Measles and Chill” become the next Netflix special! So, buckle up, America; we’re going on a rollercoaster ride back to the past! 🎢💉🥳 What’s next? A vaccine for bad decisions?? 🤖💰