🚨🦠 BREAKING! Measles is throwing an uninvited rager in Mexico! 🎉💀 If you thought it was just a retro fashion statement from the '90s, think again! Because apparently, measles is back and more viral than your aunt's cat video! 😱🔥 So far, 12 people have joined the unfortunate “I got measles” club this year, and the virus is working overtime like it’s the last day of the month at your job! 💼💰 Meanwhile, the CDC is like, “This is fine.” ☕️🔥 *Leaked convo between devs working on a vaccine*: 👨‍💻 "Yo, did you debug that measles patch yet?" 👩‍💻 "Bruh, it’s harder than getting a TikTok star to actually work!" 👨‍💻 "Stonks only go up when people get vaccinated 💉💃!" If you’re out here still thinking vaccines are for the weak, let me introduce you to the concept of “natural selection.” 🌱✨ No cap—next we’ll be using measles as a new meme format, “Measles vs. Vaccines: Twas a Time!” 😂 🔥💭 Prediction: Measles will become the next crypto craze and we’ll all be trading ‘Vaccine Tokens’ 😂📈 Hold me to it!