🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Measles OUT HERE taking LIVES like it’s 1999!!! Streamers from the 90s called—they want their forgotten virus BACK! 🎮💀 So guess what, fam? A kid in LA sadly caught that measles drama and ended up with SSPE, aka the ultimate "I clearly ignore the vax" brain virus 🧠💔. Sounds like a villain origin story, but this isn’t a superhero movie. This is real life, and it’s hitting different! 😭🤡 The health department dropped this news like a hot mixtape, but we got NO DEETS. Like, c’mon, throw us a bone! 👶✨ "Hey, can we get an age check?" Nah, they were too busy pretending measles aren’t just the cringe cousin of COVID 🦠💩. Leaked Conversation Between Devs at Vaccine HQ: 🧑‍💻 "Bro, this isn’t fine." 👩‍💻 "This is NOT the stonks meme we want!" But for real, if you’re out here anti-vaxxing, you might as well be playing hopscotch with a brain-eating virus. Trust me, that’s not a vibe. This ain't just about your kid; it’s a WHOLE squad thing. 🔮💣Bonus Hot Take: In 2030, measles will be the plot twist in a Netflix series titled “What Were We Thinking?” Buckle up, folks. We gon' need a new vaccine for stupidity! 🚀🔥 #StayWoke #VaccinesSaveLives #MeaslesDrama