🐶💀 Me: *Gets mildly interested in a new Apple TV show* Also Me: "Hold the phone, what's up with the animals in ‘Pluribus’?!" 🤡 🚨 We’ve been binging Vince Gilligan’s latest masterpiece and it’s got more plot twists than a Rube Goldberg machine. Soooo, are these animals in a witness protection program or what? 🐾🤔 🔮 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "In ‘Pluribus,’ animals are the real stars. We just told everyone they were in the background for dramatic effect. Get ready for the sequel: ‘Game of Tails!’" 🔥 Everything’s fine in the Pluribus universe, *except* for those poor uzbeks or whatever they’re called— 🦙🌀 *Drake pointing meme* “I'm not into this cringe animal agenda.” 🐢 But fr fr, I’m wading through this dystopian wild kingdom, and it’s giving me serious *this is fine* vibes while I’m lowkey worried all my pets are plotting an uprising. 👀 So here’s the hot take: Sheila from accounting is secretly a telepathic squirrel who’s going to bring down Pluribus with her animal army and take over Apple TV. 🌍🐿️ We’re talking “Rise of the Planet of the Squirrels” level chaos here! 🤯🚀 Let’s just say, if you’re not in it for the animal drama, are you even living? 💰 #AnimalRevolution #PluribusCrisis