🚨🎮 BREAKING: Roblox is making age estimation a *thing*! Yup, in 2024 ALL users will have to prove they’re not a 5-year-old spamming "uwu" in the chat. Why? Well, because the “this is fine” meme doesn't vibe with lawsuits from angry states. 🙄💔💰 📅 Starting December, folks in Oz 🇦🇺, the Netherlands 🇳🇱, and Kiwis 🇳🇿 gotta guess their age—better hope you weren’t born in '09, or you'll be too busy flexing on the younglings instead of crafting fat stacks!💰💔 🤖💬 “We thought we’d just put a ‘don’t talk to strangers’ sign up, but then we remembered that would be responsible.”- some Roblox dev probably. Get ready to sort yourself into age categories like it's Hogwarts, but for chatting! And trust me, if you're in the 16-17 bracket, stay ready to dodge those cringe conversations. 😬🔥 But wait, what's next? Will they start using facial recognition to determine if you're really old enough to call yourself “lit”? 👀💀 My hot take? In 2030, Roblox will replace chat with hand-drawn emojis scanned by your soul! No cap, that’s the future! 🚀✨🥴 #RobloxAgeCrisis