🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: Garmin Loyalist on the Verge of DEFECTING! 💔🚨 Yo, tech fam! 📱💥 So the latest drama on the tech scene is that your Garmin stan is STRUGGLING while staring at the Apple Watch 10’s **record-low price** of **$279** during Prime Day! 🤑💸 That’s a *savage* 30% off—like, who hurt Garmin? 😭🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: our hero (let’s call him Chad) is stuck in his Garmin bubble, sipping his overpriced organic kombucha when a notification pops up—*“SAVE $120 on Apple Watch 10!”* 🚀💀 Instant *FOMO attack*! Chad: "Nah, I’m loyal to Garmin. I’ll cope." 🤓 Me: "Bro, that aint loyalty—that’s a STONKS-level meltdown!" 📈😬 And let’s get real, Garmin—what’s with your vibe?? It's giving “Dad at a barbecue” instead of “cool tech flex.” 🔥 Meanwhile, Apple is out here serving *galaxy brain* deals while Garmin users are sitting in the “this is fine” meme. 😂🔥 Prediction: In 2024, Garmin will pivot to making smart toasters, and Apple will launch a time machine—only to send us back to 2015 when 5G was just a conspiracy theory! 💣🕰️ #GadgetWars #AppleWatch10 #GarminWho? 🤖📉