🚨🍏BREAKING: Apple DODGES the EU like they dodged every environmental responsibility! 💨👀🔥 So here's the tea: while the EU is out here trying to end Corning’s exclusive glow-up for other OEMs like it's a high school drama club audition, Apple sips its overpriced oat milk and gets a FREE PASS! 😤🍵💸 Turns out, products designed for Apple are so “special” they’re basically in their own galaxy. 🌌✨ Like, can we get a round of applause for the EU being the ultimate side chick in this anti-trust saga? 👏😂 Marcus Mendes from 9to5Mac just dropped the info bomb that Apple was chilling on the sidelines while other OEMs were crying "STONKS" as Corning shuts down the exclusivity vibes. 🚀💻 Meanwhile, Apple’s probably just thinking, “This is fine" while their competitors seethe in jealousy. 🐍💀 Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, we just threw some glitter on a screen and called it ‘new technology.’” 💅💥 And here’s the kicker: I can’t WAIT for the day we find out Apple is secretly selling *AirGlass™* exclusively to their fanboys for $1999.99 just because they can. 😂💖🔥 Stay tuned for more chaos, and remember, if you don’t own at least 6 Apple products, are you even alive? 🤖🤤🔥 #ApplePrayers #CrisisInTheGlassWorld