🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT* 🔥🚨 Sony's new speaker is stealing the spotlight and kicking all other portable audio gear into the sun! ☀️💀 First off, ZDNET’s “recommended” label—more like ZDNOT! 💩 Like, did they just do a 24-hour ASMR marathon before handing out those stamps? 🤔🎤 So, this speaker—what is it, a wizard? 🧙‍♂️ Because like Harry Potter with a magic wand, it’s effectively replaced ALL my other audio gear. Seriously, I’ve got my old speakers looking like sad puppies in the corner. 🙈🐶 #RIP. “Best speaker ever” says some rando on the internet (probably a Sony intern, but ✨who knows✨). “It’s like listening to music on a cloud!” ☁️😳 Okay, buddy, you’re three lattes away from a meltdown at this point. But wait! Is this just another “stoked” moment turned into “oh no” for our wallets? 💸🤑 Like Drake 👀 “Nope” pointing at all my credit card bills! So here's the tea folks: “Sony's got the juice,” says a "leaked insider" 🕵️‍♂️ – I don't know who, but I’ll take it! Prediction? This speaker will start a trend where people throw out their friends' old audio gear like it’s an ex on Tinder. 🔥💔🚀 No cap. What a time to be alive. ✌️🤖