🏃‍♂️💨 Hold up, fam! Meta just dropped their new Oakley HSTN glasses, and I’m *not* saying they’re ugly, but they look like the offspring of an 80s sci-fi movie and a dad who insists on wearing socks with sandals! 🤦‍♂️🔥 Now, these bad boys are **promising** better battery life, but let's be real here, if they last longer than my last relationship, we’ll call that a win! 🍽️⏳ And who even needs "better battery" when my will to exercise dies the moment I step outside? 💀💀 So here's the *real* question: Are you sporty enough to wear glasses that scream "I might run a marathon or just order a pizza"? 🤷‍♂️🤡 I mean, if I put them on and someone looks at me, I'd just hear "Weird flex, but OK." LMAO, imagine the convo in the Meta dev room: "Are they functional or just futuristic fashion disasters? Let’s make them look like they’re from a discount Ready Player One!" 😂🚀 So, what's my prediction? By summer’s end, these glasses will be the new status symbol for people who ride e-scooters to their couch. No cap, they’ll turn into the ultimate “I’m definitely not sporty” flex. 📈💰 Share this if you can’t wait for all the *athletic* influencers to spill their protein shakes all over these! 🥤💥