🚨🎉 ALERT! Prime Day is basically Christmas for broke tech nerds! 🤡💸 WHY WAIT when you can jump on those Bluetooth tracker deals like a dog on a squeaky toy? 🐶🦴 Just imagine: you're wandering around your house like a lost cat thinking, "Where's my phone? Where's my sanity?" 📱😾 Don't worry, fam! Thanks to Apple, Chipolo, and the ever-so-sneaky Samsung, you can save up to $24 on these magical little rectangles! 💰🔥 “Dude, I literally just buy them to clip onto my remote so I don’t have to move couch cushions,” said one totally real engineer who definitely didn’t just spill his cereal over the last remote he lost. 🥴💔 But fr fr, why are we so obsessed with tracking OUR stuff? Like, bruh, Apple is about to release the "Apple Find My Ex" feature and I’m here for it! 💔📌💔 Oh, and pro tip: slapping one of these bad boys onto your cringe-worthy love life? Stonks! 📈🤣 Here's the wild prediction of the year: Next Prime Day, **Amazon** will start selling Bluetooth trackers that connect to HEAVEN, because if we’re tracking everything, might as well track our souls, right? 😇👻🚀 ## Get your trackers or copium up, fam, this is gonna be WILD! 💀🔥