🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: We’re in a *Crisis* 🌀 because your mom's boring hometown calendar is officially getting overshadowed by the G.O.A.T. of wall art – the BALATRO 2026 WALL CALENDAR! 😱🔥 Imagine this, fam: Jimbo (a.k.a. Ben Starr rocking that cute clown vibe 🤡) as Santa munching on ice cream while looking like a snack in a baseball uniform! Like, YAS KING! 👑🍦 Can we just take a sec to appreciate this? It’s a *vibe* 🌈🪄. “Honestly, I used to think calendar content was trash. But then I saw Jimbo vibin' with bananas like he owns the place, and I had no choice but to stan,” said a totally real dev who definitely didn’t just emerge from a dark coder cave. 💻💬 So true, king. I mean, who wouldn’t want their year sprinkled with enough chaos and nostalgia to make the average January feel like an acid trip through a Disneyland of memes? 🤖🎢 And please remember, folks: if you aren’t buying this calendar, you’re *literally* saying you’re okay with a life that’s NOT made out of *premium meme content*. 🔥 Hot take: By 2026, wall calendars will be sentient AI that will roast you over dinner parties. So hop on this baloney before it becomes a niche NFT, fr fr. 🚀💰 #StonksOrBunk 🚀