🚨🎉 BLACK FRIDAY ALERT, FELLAS! 🎉🚨 So I just had an "event horizon" moment with my credit card 💳💥. I spotted the Powerbeats Pro 2 for $50 OFF on Amazon, and you know what I did? I hit that sweet, sweet "BUY NOW" button faster than my brain could say, "Dude, have you seen your bank account?" 😱💀 Listen, it's not the lowest price we've seen (which is basically like saying "This is fine" while surrounded by flames🔥), but it’s close enough to make me feel like a total baller 🤩💰. I mean, who doesn't love flexing earbuds that cost more than most people’s weekend brunches? I can practically hear my wallet crying while my dopamine levels skyrocket. You ever hear that meme, "Drake Well? Yeah, I’m here for the $50 off, but also GROSS I did it" 🙅‍♂️🤢. 💬 *Leaked quote from an Amazon intern*: "We just want people to be broke and blissfully unaware in the holiday shopping chaos. LOL." So what's the final verdict? If you ain't snatching these bad boys up, are you even living? 🔥🚀 Prediction: Next week, you'll find earbuds in your fridge because you were too busy binge-buying on Amazon. No cap. 🥴🤡💸