🚨🔋😱 "I Forgot About the Battery Life on My Blink Outdoor Camera. That's the Best Part" - A HOOT and a half! 🥴💀 Picture this: You spent your hard-earned 🤑💵 on a security camera, and it lasts so long it could survive a zombie apocalypse. Like, I’m talking about the blink camera that *could* witness the rise of a new civilization and still have juice left to film it for TikTok! **Developer Quote Leak**: "Honestly, we just dumped some batteries in there and hoped for the best. 🤷‍♂️ #Stonks" For real, this camera’s battery life is so good, it’s basically doing more cardio than I do in a week. 💪🔥 The only thing that's cringing harder than that is your uncle's backyard barbecue grill from 1998. Drake is over here pointing at this camera like, “This is the vibe.” 📸🚀 Meanwhile, competing brands are like "Wait, you mean we forgot about battery life? Again? 🤦‍♀️" And here’s my hot take: Blink is about to drop a future model that runs on the tears of the affected gamers’ rage when they can't find the WiFi password. 🤖💀🚀 So, strap in, fam! This battery-powered boi is the new king of outdoor security, and if you don’t buy one, are you even living? 🤡💥