🚨💻🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Windows 11's Task Manager is having an identity crisis! 😱💀 I mean, isn't *that* just like Microsoft? Imagine trying to close a tab and your computer’s like, “You thought!” 😤👀 So, peep this: closing Task Manager *accidentally* opens MORE Task Manager instances! 🤡💥 Just like that one friend who can't take a hint and keeps inviting themselves to the party!! 🎉🕺 *Why can’t we just keep things simple, Bill?* And let’s get real here—when your Task Manager starts acting like an overachiever, you KNOW something’s gone wrong. Like, "fix your life, bro" levels of wrong. 😅👎 It’s like asking, “Is it me, or is it you?” and the answer is a hard "it’s definitely you." Stonks are crashing just catching a glimpse of this debacle 🚀📉 Imagine the developer meeting: “So, how can we make closing apps even more complicated?” “I dunno, what about *more Task Managers*?!” 🤖 *Drops mic* So here’s the tea ☕: At this rate, we’re just one update away from Windows 11 becoming a *Task Manager Multiverse!* Welcome to the chaos dimension! 🔥💫 And here's my unhinged hot take: Soon, we'll just be able to summon *infinite Task Managers* and they’ll start fighting each other. May the best Task Manager win! 💪👑🤣#TaskManagerWars